Pre-Daddy Warbucks

Dick Tracy, 3/11/24

OK, fine, after my uninformed joking yesterday, I am back to reading the comics so you don't have to and can inform you that (a) these strips are a flashback and (b) these two "dumb housecleaners" are actually retired FBI agents/Little Orphan Annie's biological parents (you can tell by the lack of pupils, I guess?), who are somehow involved in thwarting the attempt to kidnap Oliver Warbacks. This is exactly what I don't like about these kinds of retcons, honestly: now we have to believe that Warbucks and Annie were somehow tied together before she was even born -- that's her in utero there in panel two and three -- when there was already a perfectly good origin story to their relationship (Warbucks bought her from a crooked orphanage to burnish his public image so he could keep selling defective artillery shells to that commie FDR).

Judge Parker, 3/11/24