Perfect thing to mindlessly chew while staring at your phone

Gasoline Alley, 3/25/23

Not that there's much by way of competition, but Ida Knoe, the evil talking doll who can travel through time, is now officially my favorite character in the century-long history of Gasoline Alley. Today's strip, in which she taunts these children into dangerous meddling in the timestream, really seals the deal. "What's a matter, are you guys babies? Are you worried that you're accidentally going to make Hitler president or make your parents mad? Don't be chicken!"

Judge Parker, 3/25/23