Ominous soapers

Mary Worth, 4/14/24

Are you feeling down, my friends? Depressed? Abandoned? Do you worry that nobody loves you, simply because, in many ways both large and small, you have with your own actions made yourself unloveable? Well, just think about this: maybe someday you'll rudely bump into a child because you're deep in your own internal pity party and not watching where you're walking, and in doing so save that child's life. Wow! Really makes you think! Or, it would make you think if you even notice that it happens, which you won't, because you are, and I can't emphasize this enough, incredibly self-absorbed.

Judge Parker, 4/14/24