Gearhead Gertie, 7/17/25

Oh, man, the domestic drama in the Gearhead household just gets more fraught! Gertie's husband Harold, in a desperate attempt to introduce a new topic of conversation into his life, has dragged his wife to an art show, and you have to imagine that there was a brief moment where he really believed he had pulled it off, believed that he had managed to awaken something in Gertie's soul when he brought her face to face with the greatest examples of human creativity. Sadly, what she actually took away from the experience was "What if we got more NASCAR shit, for people to look at, in our house?" Gertie may not know much about art, but she knows what she likes, and what she likes is having Dale Earnhardt's death car, acquired and restored at great expense, hanging on the wall of her living room.

Pardon My Planet, 7/17/25