Oh, it's OK to punch a guy in the throat, but this goes too far somehow
Hi and Lois, 4/7/26

You know, if, before today, you had asked me which Walker-Browne character would have been the first to declare themselves a sovereign citizen, I would've guessed Rocky from Beetle Bailey. I can't say that it's a huge surprise to see Thirsty winning this particular race, however.
Judge Parker, 4/7/26
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