O come to the bowling alley and let us ADORE him
Hi and Lois, 12/21/24
Hmm, Ditto, interesting: canonically, in the Bible, Joseph doesn't have any lines (in the sense that no direct speech is attributed to him), while the shepherds actually do, at Luke 2:15. So you're not making a ton of sense here, unless ... your play's script is heretical??? Are they teaching heresy in our schools and/or churches (not actually clear where this is taking place) now? I think it really says a lot about society and such. Giving Joseph lines. Hmph. The very idea!
Gil Thorp, 12/21/24
Now, normally, "Guy falls off the wagon and immediately gets into an altercation with the cops while the locally beloved idiot teen who says 'yeet' all the time looks on and sadly says 'yeet’” would be the point at which said guy has truly hit rock bottom. But this is Marty Moon we're talking about. He let loose a string of on-air profanities at a teenager in a pirate outfit! He lost a bunch of money making "friendly" golf bets with a guy who looks like Ben Franklin! He's got a long way to fall, is what I'm saying.
Gasoline Alley, 12/21/24
Oh, man, I don't think I realized that Ida Knoe the evil talking doll left Arty the AI to die in his crashed spaceship on the surface of Mars! Unlike the children, Arty doesn't need oxygen to live, but his batteries will eventually run out, so he'll have days or maybe even weeks alone to contemplate his own failures and how they led to his inevitable doom. Not sure if Ida Knoe left him there because she was jealous of him or because her magical powers of teleportation won't work on something without a soul.
Mary Worth, 12/21/24
RED ALERT, REPEAT, RED ALERT
BOWLING HUNK CHRISTMAS WEEK STORYLINE IN MARY WORTH
THIS IS NOT A DRILL