Not sure how jaywalking is defined in a town with no real roads
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 11/30/21

I'm reasonably sure that I've never seen the blessings of the Anglo-Norman system of trial by jury granted to the people of Hootin' Holler, who as near as I can tell are subject to their unelected sheriff and judge, a regime whose arbitrary nature is at least somewhat tempered by its ineffectiveness. Presumably, however, the town courthouse is a relic of the days when the Holler was part of the now only dimly remembered Newnited States. Nobody is sure what the jury box is for, but today Snuffy and Lukey are going to use it as a place to hang out and laugh theatrically at someone else getting sent to jail for once.
Gil Thorp, 11/30/21
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