No one will be seated during the thrilling "Parker sits" sequence, except of course Truck
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Gearhead Gertie, 9/12/24
Those are legit NASCAR car‑and‑driver number flags. Of course they are; this is Gearhead Gertie. But if Gertie is a fan of more than a third of the field, can she really claim to be a fan at of any individual team? (Tip: don't ever tell a NASCAR fan it's not a team sport.) Does she even care who wins, or is she just there for the noise, fumes, and camaraderie? I also wonder about Gertie's relationship with dashed‑pride‑guy there. Will they bond over their shared admiration of Josh Berry and Chase Elliott, or squabble over the merits of Kyle Busch and Harrison Burton?
Six Chix, 9/12/24
Use emojis to immunize yourself against the spontaneous laughter-induced buttockectomy that put this poor lady in the hospital. Or just read Six Chix every day and nip the problem in its bud.
Take It from the Tinkersons, 9/12/24
Once a year or so, this mostly joke‑a‑day strip veers wildly into over‑the‑top workplace dramedy. Ellen here is the new sales manager at Ed‑N‑Son Light Bulbs. She claims to be the twin of former sales manager and suspected serial killer Helen who, like many of her colleagues, disappeared under mysterious circumstances. But everybody assumes she's really Helen and fears the worst.
Ted, facing an empty future hawking knockoff light bulbs in a shrinking market dominated by Big LED, embraces the risk. All things considered, suicide by proxy looks like the easy way out.
Blondie, 9/12/24
Dag, when you're counting on Social Security and a pension from the J.C. Dithers Company for steady income, it just might be time to check out Powerball.
Rex Morgan, 9/12/24
Parker sits beside the seated Truck, who muses, "if only I had worn one of those newfangled finger helmets, I wouldn't be sitting here today! And yet today here I sit!"
—Uncle Lumpy