No AI is perverse enough to take on Mary Worth, I'm safe
Rhymes With Orange, 4/9/26

I assume the intended joke here is that George forgot his glasses somewhere else -- at his home, maybe, or maybe just in the other room -- but I can't stop imagining a truly nightmarish scenario where when you die you become a spirit cursed to haunt the world of the living but not be perceived by them, and if you had bad vision when you were alive you still do, but you can't wear glasses because you're a spectre without physical form and/or you don't have a nose. Anyway, that ghost is gonna fuck that cabinet, right? That's definitely what's on the menu here?
Archie, 4/9/26
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