Mud's gonna see if any of the weird culty stuff will work on the kids

Rex Morgan, M.D., 7/30/23

Welp, it seems that, now that he's unshackled from his scam artist guru, our boy Mud Mountain Murphy is going all out to license his brand across multiple platforms to reach key demographics! Little kids simply can't get enough of roots country, is what I've heard, and also like hearing the same song over and over again, just like Mud's adult fans do, so a tablet app is great for that, assuming it charges a $4.99/month subscription that's impossible to get off your credit card. Kids love the bit where he pretends to shit himself too, of course, but that's bonus content that costs extra.

Hagar the Horrible, 7/30/23