Dick Tracy, 10/14/21

Say, remember a few weeks ago, when Dick seemed to grudgingly agree that a free press is an important element in society and gave an interview to some lady from a newspaper? Well, surprise: that lady was a criminal, and Dick, who's never forgotten a single misshapen criminal skull he's laid eyes on, knew it at the time, but gave her the benefit of the doubt. Too bad, because it looks like she doesn't even work for the fake news after all! Wait, does not working for the fake news make her better or worse? Either way, I'm sure Dick is regretting not shooting her while she was trying to escape from the interview.

Shoe, 10/14/21