Mostly soapy Tuesday

Judge Parker, 7/11/23

Josh, the world cries out with one voice, how's Sam and Abbey's sex vacation going? Well, they just had just gotten out of cell phone coverage range when someone intentionally (?) rammed their car and ran off, leaving an unconscious toddler behind, who Sam and Abbey decided to carry with them on the miles-long walk to their cabin, where a landline awaited them. So, uh, the sex vacation was not going great, in other words! But good news: the little tyke woke up and, understandably, immediately started screaming and fleeing into the woods away from the total strangers who were taking her who knows where. So ... sex vacation is back on? More on this story as it develops.

Gil Thorp, 7/11/23