Mary Worth, 3/3/25

Big news, everybody: Wilbur's back! Wilbur's back, and he's giggling coyly about the fun he's been having on the Mayan Riviera. It's funny, you'd think that after 20 years following this guy's antics there wouldn't be anything new he could say that on the surface seems largely unobjectionable but nevertheless sends me spiraling into a seething episode in which I curse the sea for rejecting him not once but twice. And yet here I am, starting my week staring "It was fun and relaxing... Hee hee!" in the face, and not liking it.

Dick Tracy, 3/3/25