Mostly soapy Friday
Judge Parker, 12/6/24
Oh, yeah, my prediction that Judge Parker Senior has his fugitive daughter Anne living in his basement turned out to be correct, much to Randy's disgust. You see, by now being let onto this secret, Randy must, according to the Laws of Nuptials, inform his wife of his father's misdeed. His wife. You know, the amoral CIA assassin who loves to kill? I think she'll be fine with a little fugitive-hiding, actually. Anyway we also learned earlier this week that Anne has to sneak upstairs at night to go pee, which I think is the most problematic thing going on here quite frankly.
The Phantom, 12/6/24
Oh, also, it turns out that Diana has stumbled upon not just one guy who got punched out by the Phantom, but a whole subculture of guys who got punched out by the Phantom, and a new getting-punched-out-by-The-Phantom pub that's opening up to celebrate the Phantom-punchee lifestyle. Her husband's flown in to enjoy the proceedings incognito, and honestly, I think that's great for him. All these having-been-punched guys seem like real delights now, and the Ghost-Who-Punches-And-Who-Punched-These-Guys-Specifically deserves to see how his particular brand of restorative justice punching transforms lives.
Rex Morgan, M.D., 12/6/24
Oh, also also, Merle is continuing to bleed out on the sidewalk of his suburban subdivision. Maybe the ambulance is going to get there in time, maybe not! Just thought you'd like to know what's going on (what's going on is bleeding).
Hi and Lois, 12/6/24
Your parents telling you no is supposed to give you something aspire to or rebel against; but to Chip, it's just a sign that he's destined to be a non-motorcyclist forever due to family law, or possibly genetics. True loser behavior!