Mostly soapy Friday
Judge Parker, 12/6/24
Oh, yeah, my prediction that Judge Parker Senior has his fugitive daughter Anne living in his basement turned out to be correct, much to Randy's disgust. You see, by now being let onto this secret, Randy must, according to the Laws of Nuptials, inform his wife of his father's misdeed. His wife. You know, the amoral CIA assassin who loves to kill? I think she'll be fine with a little fugitive-hiding, actually. Anyway we also learned earlier this week that Anne has to sneak upstairs at night to go pee, which I think is the most problematic thing going on here quite frankly.
The Phantom, 12/6/24
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