Beetle Bailey, 1/14/26

I feel like if you have an elderly authority figure looking startled and somewhat confused and shouting "Take some notes!" and then immediately afterwards passing out, and his subordinates are gleeful about it because it means they don't have to do work, that's a little less "Ha, this is a zany situation" and a little more elder abuse. It's sadly not that unheard of for a powerful but ailing person's staff to basically puppet them for an extended period of time, and it's all fun and games until, in this case, the area of the United States protected by Camp Swampy is invaded by enemy forces and no competent general officer is present to coordinate defensive operations.

Mary Worth, 1/14/26