Mostly military Thursday

Mary Worth, 7/25/24

Hey, remember when Mary threw a surprise funeral for Wilbur's fish? And lots of people Wilbur knew were there, and they all paid attention to Wilbur, and felt sorry for Wilbur? Wilbur sure remembers it! But now the era of paying attention to Wilbur is over, and all he has left to console himself with are his sad thoughts and his one alive fish. But what if ... there were a way ... with the resources he has at hand ... to reproduce those heady, bygone days when all eyes and sympathy were on Wilbur? Wilbur is 100% going to Munchausen syndrome by proxy that fish, is what I'm saying.

Beetle Bailey, 7/25/24