Gil Thorp, 3/29/22

Ahhh, if it's spring, it must be time for ... the Gil Thorp baseball plot, which will definitely involve these young men and their varying degrees of enthusiasm for baseball trivia! I'm not a "sports guy" but the answer to this question has to be pitching-related, right, since they used to put pitchers in 60 games a year or whatever but now they've evolved into delicate, crane-like creatures capable of throwing at superhuman speeds but also they need lots of downtime between starts or their hollow bones will explode? Anyway, mostly what I'm thinking about here is how insulting it must be to be relegated to "and friends..." status behind "Scooter Borden" and "Gregg Hamm". That's too many Gs and too many Ms, Gregg!

The Lockhorns, 3/29/22