Mostly kind Sunday
Crock, 6/1/25
Imagine if you petitioned Almighty God for a full accounting of all the evil you've done in your life. This is information that He, being omniscient, has at His fingertips, and, moreover, because He is omnibenevolent, he reveals your sins to you as a spreadsheet, the most perfect and versatile data presentation and manipulation format ever created. I usually hate on Crock, but I gotta say, as a real Excel head, I'm a fan of this one.
Panel from The Lockhorns, 6/1/25
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