Gil Thorp, 6/22/22

As a certified coastal elitist, I usually take umbrage when someone says "Nobody cares about this outside your liberal bubble, poindexter," but in this case, Gil is absolutely right: literally nobody cares about some years-ago plagiarism scandal from Gregg's dad's days writing for magazines, and in fact if you brought it up to most people, the most common response would be "What's a magazine?" But Gil is also wrong about Gregg, whose main deal is that he's going blind and has to wear a weird mask and occasionally pretend he has less control over his pitches than he actually does, which is ... unusual, I guess, but certainly not special. I usually also take umbrage when someone says "Well, both sides are at fault, really," but absolutely both these doofuses are incorrect in this conversation and I'm not afraid to say it.

Funky Winkerbean, 6/22/22