Gil Thorp, 4/13/26

Look, in general I've been in favor of Marty Moon's sartorial evolution, but I think that maybe, with this white suit and flowered shirt with matching pocket square, he's gone a bit too far in the dapper direction. It is, frankly, not really his vibe, and when the country club on whose grounds he is 100% not authorized to be present gets wind of him and the makeshift studio he's broadcasting from, he'll have to flee on short notice, and in the very likely scenario where he trips and falls in the process, the grass stains will never come out of that jacket.

The Lockhorns, 4/13/26