More like a ... bear-ot? Still workshopping this one

Mark Trail, 8/3/24

Bill, I know you're very busy with all the jobs the editor of a modern 21st century publication like Woods and Wildlife has to handle (mostly working on greenwashing sponcon articles extolling the environmental bona fides of the United Arab Emirates' state-owned oil company), but Mark is not making a pun! He's playing off the polysemy of a single word, not using a word that sounds like another word! Your editorial staff would be ashamed, if you hadn't replaced them with the Grammarly browser plug-in.

Curtis, 8/3/24