Mary Worth, 9/20/21

Oh my god, everybody, it's really happening, where by "it" I specifically mean that Wilbur is going to go to the animal shelter to get a dog for all the wrong reasons! Not sure if he's going to lead with "I'm a real piece of shit and my dumb old neighbor says one of these mongrels will make me marginally more tolerable" or "I'm horny and I hear ladies like guys with dogs," but I hopefully we're going to learn that they do not, in fact, give out pets to just anybody.

Marvin, 9/20/21