Mother Goose and Grimm, 7/21/25

You all know that "fire hydrants are like toilets, to a dog" is one of my pet peeves, but I frankly find it a million times less objectionable than I do "toilet water is like alcohol, to a dog, in that, among other things, it reduces their inhibitions and makes them more sexually aggressive." People know the water in a toilet is just regular water, right? What do they think is in there to make Grimm here drunk? Is it piss? Do they think you can get drunk by drinking piss?

Intelligent Life, 7/21/25