Metapost: THE 20MICS 2URMUDGE0N

Folks, I want you to cast your minds back to the long-forgotten year 2004. A young man not yet 30 had decided to try out this "blogging" thing that seemed to be getting so much attention those days, focusing on his favorite under-appreciated art form, the newspaper comic strips. He started on July 11th of that year with a post about Non Sequitur, a strip that he would soon bore of. The next day, however? The next day ... was pure gold.

Mary Worth, 7/12/2004

That's right: I, your faithful comics curmudgeon, have been talking about Wilbur Weston's sex life since 2004. As is only meet and proper, for this momentous occasion, I have decided to bring back my beloved CafePress store and urge you to purchase a t-shirt or other item that shares this fact and this message with the whole world!