Metapost: New year, new COTW

Folks! Your comment of the week in a moment, but first: If you're in LA on January 13, you can get some more laffs from me, live and in person! That's because my live comedy show, The Internet Read Aloud, is coming back on a new day (the second Friday of the month) and a new time (8:30 pm) but the same place (The Clubhouse in Los Feliz) and the same shtick (jokes about the Internet). Here's the Facebook event!

And now, as promised: youuuurrrrr comment of the week!

"I feel like this one is so outdated that it's almost come back around to relevant: just imagine a teen scrolling through Facebook with a sick fascination, seeing endless Minion 'memes', rants about the service at the local Bed Bath and Beyond, grainy screenshots of posts on more popular platforms. It would be like going down a rabbit hole, in the sense of it being a metaphor for opium intoxication." --pugfuggly