Metapost: Laffs (live)! Laffs (top comments)! Etc.

Happy Friday everyone! It's the second Friday of the month, and that means ... the Internet Read Aloud, my live comedy show, is BACK and better than ever in Los Angeles! It's free, so please come (at 8:30 pm, I forgot to put that on the poster, whoopsie). Here's the FB event!

And here's your long-awaited (is seven days long?) COMMENT OF THE WEEK!

"The refrigerator and dishwasher that Blonde was clearly loading are now replaced by Dagwood in a frilly apron scrubbing dishes by hand. It's obvious that this is some sort of cuck cosplay they're livestreaming from their garage. Sadly, it's a much more realistic scenario than Dagwood being employable as an office manager, particularly when his Eisenhower era brain thinks that 'Looking good, gorgeous!' can also get him out of a due diligence presentation." --Quiggle