There’s no escape from this week’s comment of the week:

"Yes, when two people start dating, if those two people have dogs, every activity -- nay, every location they visit -- must be prefaced by the word 'dog.' You don't go to the park; you go to the dog park! The beach? Please. We go to the dog beach with our perfectly symmetrical dogs. Next, we'll see Wilbur and Carol visit a dog brewery! The dog movies! A joint visit to the dog ophthalmologist (which is different than an ophthalmologist for dogs)!" --els

Or from these hilarious runners up at midnight (or at any other time):