I returned from my absence this week to once again judge the living and the dead, the funny and the not-funny, and I decree the following to be this week’s top comment:

"Actually, Daddy Keane isn't listening to a word coming out of Jeffy's lemon-headed-mouth. He's completely blown away by this retconned edition of Goldilocks and the 3 Bears. 'What the ... No Tudor house in forest? A grass hut next to some palm trees? What the HELL man’” --Carsick Yankee