Metapost: COTW (and virtual laffs only)

Folks! Apologies to anyone who had planned to come to the Internet Read Aloud in LA tonight – the theater is having both plumbing and HVAC problems so I had to cancel the show. Everything should be in order for June 9th though, so mark your calendars!

Until then, enjoy this week’s comment of the week, from the comfort and safety of your own home:

"From the looks of it Mr. Keane, that 'SILENCE’ you hear is the absence of a carbon monoxide alarm! Get out of the house right now!" --Lorelei

Your runners up are also a delight!