Metapost: Comedic pluggery plus COTW

Folks! Your comment of the week in a moment, but first: If you're in LA on January 13, you can get some more laffs from me, live and in person! That's because my live comedy show, The Internet Read Aloud, is coming back on a new day (the second Friday of the month) and a new time (8:30 pm) but the same place (The Clubhouse in Los Feliz) and the same shtick (jokes about the Internet). Here's the Facebook event!

And now, as promised: youuuurrrrr comment of the week!

"Santa's most elderly, decrepit elves are kept out of the way with useless jobs -- painting a handful of toys for the last two children on Earth who want wooden doll houses for Christmas -- while the rest of the elves spend all year making the presents kids actually want. Bunky has been seconded to the team soldering GPUs into Playstation 5s, or possibly ghostwriting Logan Paul's No Cap Bussin Fortnite TikTok MMA Dabbing Activity Book.” --Schroduck