Metapost: Comedic COTW

Folks! Next week is the second Friday of the month, and that means ... the Internet Read Aloud, my live comedy show, is BACK and better than ever in Los Angeles! It's free, so please come (at 8:30 pm, I forgot to put that on the poster, whoopsie). Here's the FB event!

Also, it's a Friday, so you know what that means: it's COMMENT! of the week time:

"The fact that Greta's bow tie made it through her ordeal makes me think her dognapper couldn't have been that bad. Unless he meant it to be part of her ring outfit, like Rowdy Roddy Piper's kilt." --Pozzo

And the runners up are also very funny!