Metapost: COME SEE MY DARN SHOW (plus COTW)

Hello y'all! It's the first Friday of the month and that means if you are in or near Los Angeles, you should be coming to The Internet Read Aloud, live on stage at the Clubhouse, at 1607 N. Vermont! I am hosting and our comics include newcomer Jeena Bloom, show fav Patrick Susmilch, and superstar Laser of the Doubleclicks! Don't miss it, man! What else are you doing on a Friday night? Nothing cool, I bet!

You know what is cool, though? This week's comment of the week.

"White rice with hamburger gravy with a side of roasted carrot? Sounds like something you'd feed a puppy with indigestion, which ... [scans Zak's face] checks out, actually." --pastordan

Also cool? Those very funny runners up: