Metapost: An appeal to tweason (and COTW)

Hello all! Your COTW in a moment, but first ... your boy Josh has somehow become banned from Twitter? And was given no specific reason why or told anything about any specific bad tweets I did? I just got a note saying that "your account broke the Twitter Rules," even though I am in fact a very good boy? As you may have heard things are somewhat in, uh, disarray over there, but if you happen to know one of the people who still works there (or maybe are one of those people), I would appreciate it if you'd put in a good work for my appeal! If it doesn't work out and I never return to Twitter or "X dot com" or whatever it ends up becoming, ah well, life is a rich tapestry, and also I am now on Bluesky if that's a site you use.

Meanwhile! Here is your comment ... of the week!

"SHOOTER AT LARGE PRINT FACTORY! PLEASE HELP US" --Lark L

And your runners up! Very funny!