Medical monday

Mary Worth, 2/5/24

Say, remember way back at the beginning of this storyline, when Sonia showed up at Keith's doorstep insisting that he was her father, and due to their shared hair color and love of root beer he just kind of went along with it, even though many of us were like "Um, Keith? DNA test? Hello??? DNA test????" Well, big news: he's finally getting around to it, and sure, most of us would want to get confirmation of paternity before we went through the trouble of reconnecting (sexually) with our long-lost ex/supposed baby mama and scaring away the weird fake hippie dude who was always hanging around for reasons that seemed predatory but were never quite clear. But, let's be clear: most of us are cowards. Anyway, can't wait for Keith's ol' pal Sal to call him from the lab and say "Yeah, your instincts were right on. This was definitely root beer."

Hi and Lois, 2/5/24