Rex Morgan, M.D, 11/29/24

Oh, hey, it turns out that Rex's cranky old patient is Merle Lewton, who we met a few years ago after he got scammed by Miss Galexia, the Rene Beluso-backed new age healer. Merle's current complaints are more down to Earth, mostly consisting of him being tired and in pain all the time, and Rex's advice was "I dunno, try going for a walk instead of sitting on the couch and watching TV all day?" Merle tried to "beat the system" by getting a treadmill so he could go for a walk and watch TV all day, but that was nixed by his wife who claimed treadmills were "expensive" and "ugly"; she assigned him dog-walking duties instead. But now -- whoops! -- it turns out that taking your dog for a walk is just an open invitation to harassment by local punks, thugs, and ruffians. The lesson here: don't listen to your killjoy wife and snooty doctor! Leaving the house is not worth the trouble!

Beetle Bailey, 11/29/24