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April 8, 2026

Love and pee

Archie, 4/8/26

You know, I had a riff all ready to go about how I hate it when a strip starts with character #1 parroting back something to character #2 that we're supposed to understand character #2 just said immediately before the action started, and how Jughead in particular would never, ever use the word "proactive," like he wouldn't even know what it meant and if he did learn he would find it offensive to the point of blasphemy, but then I caught sight of the fact that Archie has "A.A. L. [for loves, I guess?] V.L." on his notebook and Betty has "A.A. L. B.C." and gurrrrrrrrrl, please, rethink some things and have some self-respect, I am begging you.

Pardon My Planet, 4/8/26

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