Love a newspaper headline that eschews proper nouns
Crock, 12/5/24
If these two guys have names, I don't know what they are -- the Wikipedia Crock article just calls them "the men of Outpost 5," and they don't merit a mention on the official King Features Crock character list -- but their deal basically is that the guy on the right is always reading letters aloud about life in his hillbilly home town back in France (?). Anyway, I find today's bit actually kind of heartening. The guy on the left generally looks uninterested during these recitations, but it's clear he's been paying attention. He knows the lore!
Gil Thorp, 12/5/24
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