Dennis the Menace, 12/17/25

[when you get caught in the middle of what's very explicitly a mock torture session, like you're literally condemning this snowman to die in agony, you went through the trouble of putting a frowny face on him and everything, and you want to distract your parents from your sadism with a little darndest thing saying] "Just, uh, burnin' some calories! Ha ha!"

The Lockhorns, 12/17/25