Les's head, still smirking, will be left on the altar

Rex Morgan, M.D., 12/22/22

So Rex Morgan is trying to do a thing where they're aging up the kids a bit, and ... look, as a non-kid-haver, I'm just going to admit that I often have a hard time guessing the age of kids I encounter in real life, let alone really weird-looking ones from the comics, so I definitely feel free saying I'm not comfortable putting a number on how old any of these young people were or are, but just based on relative sizes I'm going to go ahead and say that Johnny and Michael should absolutely not require the Santa 101 Sarah is laying down here. But if it's not for them, who is this exposition for? Us? Does Rex Morgan, M.D., think we need a primer on how Santa works? Just because I'm not clear on the distinction between roots country and the adjacent genres doesn't mean I'm an idiot, guys.

Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 12/22/22