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Mary Worth, 2/29/24

Yes, blah blah blah, Toby and Mary are still going on and on about Keith's virtues (as a singer and a [squints] farrier?) and unorthodox but still Mary Worth Approved™ family situations, but what I really needed to let you know about is that Mary is dishing up her latest and greatest disgusting slop recipe to Toby, her least discriminating neighbor. Mmm mmm, it's brownish-grey, it's viscous, it's steaming hot, and it's full of ... pebbles? peanut M&Ms? Whatever, Toby's had so many nose jobs her senses of smell and taste are pretty much kaput, and Mary doesn't want to just throw this concoction out, because it might get loose and start crawling around and smothering people.

Dennis the Menace, 2/29/24