Karaoke wedding band ... you heard it here first

Pardon My Planet, 8/25/24

Ha ha, you guys, you know how Superman has heat vision, right? Well, what if -- hear me out -- what if he was out with his girlfriend, Lois Lane, but was subtly eyeing some other lady who he found attractive, but then his heat vision activated, possibly because he got horny, and then he set her on fire? Like, literally on fire, probably one of the most terrifying and horrific things someone could experience, her screams and the smell of burning flesh filling the restaurant. And then Lois is like "Superman! I'm mad at you!" Not because of the checking the lady out thing (they're polyamorous), but because he's horribly injured that woman and traumatized a bunch of people who just wanted a nice dinner out. Not so "super," is it?

Mary Worth, 8/25/24