Just shovel the poop overboard, man. Problem solved

Judge Parker, 6/15/23

Sorry you're a coward, Sophie, but I actually would've liked to have seen the process by which Abbey decided to "get back out there" on the dating scene, and am definitely curious about which apps she used, considering that she's the richest person in town and just had a very public failed campaign for mayor driven by revenge for having been falsely accused of burning down her own B&B. Was she on Raya, the dating app exclusively for celebs, rich people, and the celeb/rich people adjacent? Does Raya do local matches, or was she just getting a bunch of silver-haired finance guys in NYC or London? Did the pic where she "felt cute" look like this surreal nightmare?

The Lockhorns, 6/15/23