Just kidding, I regret nothing as usual
Hi and Lois, 3/27/26

A thing about Hi and Lois and comic strip time that you really have to keep in mind is that Hi and Lois has been in newspapers with Trixie as one of its characters since 1954, but Hi and Lois just had their youngest child within the last year. She's a baby! She's pretty much brand new! That's why it's deeply psychotic to see them grinning broadly about how happy their bird friend is about being an empty nester. You just reset that clock! You're nearly two decades out from singing this cheerful tune! Are you not listening to yourselves?
Pluggers, 3/27/26
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