Blondie, 11/1/25

The thing about Dagwood is that he's a dullard. He's not stupid, though he's also clearly not a genius, but mostly he just lacks any kind of imagination, which is driven home by the fact that we get to see his reveries and learn that they're just the most on-the-nose stuff imaginable. "Wow, chefs racing through kitchens on zip lines? I think that would go ... a little ... like this!" [imagines a bunch of chefs racing through a kitchen on a zip line, adding zero additional information or details]

Gil Thorp, 11/1/25