June refuses to even acknowledge the concept of "sincerity"
Gasoline Alley, 10/20/23
If you were thinking that nothing could make this seemingly interminable talking bear story even more pointless and irritating, you were wrong, because I regret to inform you that Rufus and Joel, Gasoline Alley's two most pointless and irritating characters (which is really saying something), are now involved. I do have to admit that Joel's comment about the snake really makes you think. Say, kids [turns chair around sits astride it, adopting the open and cheerful affect of a youth pastor], do you know what the original interminable, pointless, and irritating story that had some random talking animals in it was? That's right: the Holy Bible. Hey, where are you going? Don't you kids like comics?
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 10/20/23