Josh grumps out
Mary Worth, 5/15/24
Oooh, look everyone, Mary Worth is doing a bit where Wilbur is shouting "Stella!" like Stanley from A Streetcar Named Desire, except it's "Stellan," the name of his fish, and instead of demanding forgiveness from a wife he's just assaulted, like Stanley from A Streetcar Named Desire, he's just sad because the fish is dead. Is this what you want, Mary Worth? That we all notice and pay attention to this truly outrageous stunt? That we all titter knowingly at the reference, and maybe post on social media that we realize now that you've been playing the long game on this one, for two and a half years? Well, fine, fine, we'll pay attention to you, but keep in mind that not all attention is good attention.
Slylock Fox, 5/15/24
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