Dennis the Menace, 2/27/26

I'm not here to tell the Dennis the Menace creative team how to do their job, but ... oh, wait, I am here to do that! That's literally my job! Anyway, this joke is fine, but it absolutely should've run in mid-December, not February. And probably Dennis should've looked gleeful, not, as he does here, mournful, as if he's been forced by circumstances beyond his control to paste some poor sap with a snowball against his will.

Mary Worth, 2/27/26