Judge Parker, 3/31/26

Ha ha, has this ever happened to you? After generations of coexistence with increasingly tame horses, your tribe of steppe pastoralists has finally mastered the art of riding them, and are using this technological advance to impose a reign of terror on neighboring nomadic groups and settled agriculturalists alike. And you've certainly come to the conclusion that there's no point to walking when you can just ride horses! But then -- you learn that your horse taming techniques, which you had thought to be a gift from your clan's protective deities alone, have also been learned by your hated rivals to the east. How dare they? Other people are riding them now? This means war, obviously -- a war between two groups on horseback, a war of the sort that the great grasslands across the center of Eurasia have never seen before.

Mary Worth, 3/31/26