Panel from Slylock Fox, 11/16/25

Poor Slick Smitty. He thought he had found a way to beat Slylock at his own game by not technically lying as part of his scheme. Even Slylock had to chuckle ruefully and acknowledge that the sign said "see the signing clam," not "hear" it! Sadly, if you flip your screen upside down, you will learn that Slylock was able to "convince" Smitty to return his customers' money, presumably by threatening him with the full force of the Forest Kingdom's monopoly on violence, even though he violated no law, because that's just how the new regime rolls when it comes to humans. The clam presumably remained enslaved.

Crankshaft, 11/16/25