Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 1/10/25

Ha ha, can you imagine? The Smif and Barlow families would be lined up opposite each other, and Steve Harvey would shout out, "Things you carry home in a burlap sack!" And Barlow would buzz in first and smugly shout "Chickens!" but while he's distracted, Snuffy jumps over the podium and charges at him with a rusty blade he had hidden in his overalls, eager to slit Barlow's throat and finally declare victory in their long-running clan war, right there on national television. The little bastard doesn't understand that TV shows aren't broadcast live, but the footage will leak out anyway. It's too sensational not to.

Bizarro, 1/10/25